For women everywhere who grew up with Disney princesses, at one time or another have been disappointed to find out that “happily ever after” is a very rare occurrence, and even then life cannot be consistently easy or good without a few hardships...

I no longer believe in meant to be.

Weird Dreams

Last night, I dreamed that I had borrowed a car from my ex-boyfriend.  I rode around in it all day and would run into him while I was out.  It was a hooptie (in real life, his car is actually nice).

There was more to the dream, but now I can't remember.  Gotta write these things down first thing in the morning I guess.

Duh!

So I saw this Headline today:  "Jay-Z:  I Shot My Brother When I Was 12" and I thought, "No s**t, Sherlock!"  
Anyone who is a true Jay-Z fan should already know this courtesy of "You Must Love Me" lyrics.  ah, commercial fans - I can smell 'em a mile away.

"We used to fight every night
but I never would suffer
just smile my big brother's
tryna make me tougher
As we grew fussing and fighting continued
as I plundered through ya stuff
and snuck ya clothes to school
Got intense real intense
as we got older
Never believed it would lead
to be popped in one of ya shoulda"

Say Word

"It doesn't matter where you work up an appetite, as long as you eat at home."

In Memoriam: The Murder of an Environmental Activist

 

Ken Saro-Wiwa (and 8 others) Mudered by Shell Oil

I'm officially depressed
Shopping for therapists now
I already know how the conversation will start:

Therapist:  So what's wrong?

Me:         Everything!

Therapist:  Could you define "everything"?

Me:         I mean every fucking thing that could possibly go
            wrong has gone wrong: my career, my love life...  
            Why else would I be here?

Therapist:  I understand, but I need specifics-

Me:         *sigh* You're incompetent.