I'm officially depressed
Shopping for therapists now
I already know how the conversation will start:

Therapist:  So what's wrong?

Me:         Everything!

Therapist:  Could you define "everything"?

Me:         I mean every fucking thing that could possibly go
            wrong has gone wrong: my career, my love life...  
            Why else would I be here?

Therapist:  I understand, but I need specifics-

Me:         *sigh* You're incompetent.