Sipping hot spiced chai and listening to "Chocolate Elvis" by Tosca.
Ahhhhhh
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Real Life Lessons Mama Never Told You
Lesson #2
Always picture a man with a bald head before you date him (or, if he looks anything like his father, check out his dad) - because eventually most men go bald and/or look like their fathers and you may want to know what you'll wind up staring at 20 years from now.
Always picture a man with a bald head before you date him (or, if he looks anything like his father, check out his dad) - because eventually most men go bald and/or look like their fathers and you may want to know what you'll wind up staring at 20 years from now.
Real Life Lessons Mama Never Told You
Lesson #1
Never date a waiter seriously. The restaurant industry is one big incestuous drug and sex orgy. Unless you want to wake up with an STD (or a missing wallet), leave waiters alone!
Never date a waiter seriously. The restaurant industry is one big incestuous drug and sex orgy. Unless you want to wake up with an STD (or a missing wallet), leave waiters alone!
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