Big birthday parties for 1-year-olds are silly.  Who actually remembers their first [year of life] birthday party?
*crickets*
My point exactly.  Little kids don't remember that shit.

People often talk about how unhealthy "Soul Food" is (or can be); but no one ever complains about Italian food, which is just as bad (if not worse)!   Either way, they both taste GOOOOOOOOD

"wow, you really called him/her out."

"oh yeah; I confront mofos."

I've come to realize that my dog is actually my best friend.

Shut up!

I'm up because, there is a confused bird (or family of birds) outside my window that seems to think 1 a.m. is the crack of dawn.  You're supposed to wake up to the sounds of birds chirping, not fall asleep to it. This has totally screwed me up.  It's like watching the sunrise. Once the sun has come up, I can't go back to sleep. It's the same thing.  A chirping bird is like an alarm clock to me. "It's time to wake up, sleepy head!"  Just imagine your alarm going off at 1 a.m.  Ugh
As much as I love animals, I want to hurt this bird right now.  Operation nest relocation might go into effect tomorrow.

I believe this oil spill (and the chemical being used to "clean" it) is going to kill us all.  Seriously; you know the philosophical question about what you would do if you only had a few days/weeks/months to live?  If the oil spill isn't contained, that question has just become quite real.  Fucking stupid BP

People are protesting BP today (too bad I didn't know this before I ran dangerously low on gas near a BP station this morning.  I've been avoiding the news because it's depressing me).  I respect that, but protesting isn't going to save lives. Right now, efforts should be concentrated on finding a solution.  Otherwise, we can protest all we want, but we'll all still wind up dead.

Toxic ocean = toxic rain = toxic ground water x toxic air = asphyxiation, sterilization, starvation and dehydration = DEATH