"wow, you really called him/her out."

"oh yeah; I confront mofos."

I've come to realize that my dog is actually my best friend.

Shut up!

I'm up because, there is a confused bird (or family of birds) outside my window that seems to think 1 a.m. is the crack of dawn.  You're supposed to wake up to the sounds of birds chirping, not fall asleep to it. This has totally screwed me up.  It's like watching the sunrise. Once the sun has come up, I can't go back to sleep. It's the same thing.  A chirping bird is like an alarm clock to me. "It's time to wake up, sleepy head!"  Just imagine your alarm going off at 1 a.m.  Ugh
As much as I love animals, I want to hurt this bird right now.  Operation nest relocation might go into effect tomorrow.

I believe this oil spill (and the chemical being used to "clean" it) is going to kill us all.  Seriously; you know the philosophical question about what you would do if you only had a few days/weeks/months to live?  If the oil spill isn't contained, that question has just become quite real.  Fucking stupid BP

People are protesting BP today (too bad I didn't know this before I ran dangerously low on gas near a BP station this morning.  I've been avoiding the news because it's depressing me).  I respect that, but protesting isn't going to save lives. Right now, efforts should be concentrated on finding a solution.  Otherwise, we can protest all we want, but we'll all still wind up dead.

Toxic ocean = toxic rain = toxic ground water x toxic air = asphyxiation, sterilization, starvation and dehydration = DEATH

Animal Quiz

Have you ever taken one of those animal personality quizzes?
You know, the "what animal are you" questionnaires that always give the following options:

Lion, Bear, Lamb, zzzzzzzzzzzz

The options are always the same and you always know where they're going with it; boring right?

I thought it over today and decided that my animal personality is....

the KANGAROO

I love kangaroos. They're right up there with dolphins.  Yeah, I could be a dolphin too if I didn't have such a deep-seated fear of wild waters.  Why a kangaroo, you ask?

Because they look cute and unassuming, but if you mess with them, you're in for the ass kicking of your life.

So yeah, I'm a f***ing kangaroo.  GRRR!

Shacking Up

People don't move in together out of love anymore.
Long gone are the days of,

"It's getting serious."
"I think he/she's the one."

I've grown to realize that, nowadays, moving in with a woman is often about convenience for a man.
Plainly put, it's easy access to p**sy.
Or a quick cure for the lonelies
but love, the shit sometimes ain't.

Sometimes, I think I only want what's out of my reach.