why the fuck does my supervisor ask me what will keep me busy while he's away from the office?  Seriously?
Seriously.
I'm tempted to reply, "I'm going to sit here and twiddle my thumbs...maybe pick some belly button lint. You know, just shoot the s**t."
I mean God forbid I have some downtime.
Don't you worry, "massa" boss, I have plenty to keep me busy.