Thursday, March 18, 2010

So Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock, huh?
Imagine my surprise.

NOT

I mean, isn't this the same guy who has been married at least twice before (apparently with some *ahem* overlap between wives #1 and #2)?? A leopard doesn't change its spots.

Further, one of his former wives was a porn star. A fucking porn star!!  What man in his right mind marries a porn star?? Better yet, what woman marries a man formerly [knowingly] married to a porn star??  Seriously, an average woman (as far as sexual prowess goes) can never measure up to a porn star in bed.  Hell, your average woman can't even measure up to your common run-of-the-mill ho. Women need to let go of these fantasies about men being deeper than they are. They like the nastiest sex they can find.  Love does not conquer all if you're attempting to screw your husband's brains out and he's comparing you to his previous porn actress flame. If your man happened to ever be involved with a porn actress, give up now. Nobody is better in bed than a woman with self esteem so low, she sexually degrades herself for a living (or free for that matter). It's just a sad fact. Worse yet, imagine the cooties you would get from him!  Jesse James is gross. Move on, Sandra. Move on...and get an STD panel STAT!

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