"O"h, Oprah

So I picked up the most recent issue of "O" Magazine today and this is what I saw:

*sigh*  This outfit is a bargain? Seriously??

Just in case you can't see the image clearly:

Sweater: $70
Shirt:  $70
Belt: $53
Watch: $55
Ring: $14
Pants: $80
Shoes: $69
Bracelets: $20 - $95 (ummmm....)
Earrings: $44

Grand Total?:  at least $475.00

And the caption reads: "Everything Oprah's wearing is under $100!"

Try an entire outfit for under $100!

Oprah's so out of touch. WTF

Don't you hate days when people have a lot of effing questions?  I'm having one of those days.  I especially hate the questions to which I have no answer!

Big birthday parties for 1-year-olds are silly.  Who actually remembers their first [year of life] birthday party?
*crickets*
My point exactly.  Little kids don't remember that shit.

People often talk about how unhealthy "Soul Food" is (or can be); but no one ever complains about Italian food, which is just as bad (if not worse)!   Either way, they both taste GOOOOOOOOD

"wow, you really called him/her out."

"oh yeah; I confront mofos."

I've come to realize that my dog is actually my best friend.