I'm going to f'ing scream!  We waste so much paper on petty shit in our office.  The trees are going to go "The Happening" on us.

Say Word

This is the comment of the day!  Luvs it because the ish is true. *shrug*

"There's nothing worse than an ugly man with a cocky attitude.... Ladies, we need to stop lowering our standards. Men never do it, and neither should we. The ugliest man will try to pursue the prettiest woman, and you know what.... 9 times out of 10, he gets her... We as women will try to justify our actions by saying "oh he's such a nice guy-- maybe i should give him a chance" and guess what happens? His ole ugly ass turns around and do you dirty because you gave him the ego boost he needed to try and pursue other women. Fuck that.... If I need to put up with some man's mess.... please give me a tall handsome man, with a side order of well endowed penis because I'll be damn if some ugly-chubby-ass-paddington-bear-lookin-muthafucka disrespects me like that.... Christina where is your pride? I thought Nick Cannon was a bit of a cornball but this adult size baby takes the cake. Stop trying to save face for the cameras and dump this chubster."

Sometimes you have to pay for peace of mind.

"O"h, Oprah

So I picked up the most recent issue of "O" Magazine today and this is what I saw:

*sigh*  This outfit is a bargain? Seriously??

Just in case you can't see the image clearly:

Sweater: $70
Shirt:  $70
Belt: $53
Watch: $55
Ring: $14
Pants: $80
Shoes: $69
Bracelets: $20 - $95 (ummmm....)
Earrings: $44

Grand Total?:  at least $475.00

And the caption reads: "Everything Oprah's wearing is under $100!"

Try an entire outfit for under $100!

Oprah's so out of touch. WTF

Don't you hate days when people have a lot of effing questions?  I'm having one of those days.  I especially hate the questions to which I have no answer!

Big birthday parties for 1-year-olds are silly.  Who actually remembers their first [year of life] birthday party?
*crickets*
My point exactly.  Little kids don't remember that shit.