Chick-fil-a's peach milkshake is like an orgasm in a cup
Seriously, try that s**t.

I hate it when "She" gives me a shitload of work to do, then proceeds to interrupt me every few minutes. Then she has the gall to ask me how far I've gotten. Well, NOWHERE since you won't leave me the hell alone and let me do my work!  I just can't take it sometimes...

B*tch, please!

Some people should practice going a whole day without correcting the mistakes of others. I know some people who probably couldn't do it to save their lives.

Everyone laughing at this is probably going to hell.  LOL

Everyone's a critic.

So True

“If you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.”
- Erica Jong

...and so too late for me to hear.  :o(