As the other kids think, "Dammit, now my parents will want me to play piano as well as this kid!"

How do they do this with a straight face??  This brought back memories of their "Schweaty Balls" skit. HILARIOUS

Noted

My age, my gender and my lack of experience don't deter me from going after what I want for the company.

 

So they can strut on stage in bikinis, but they can't pose for photos in lingerie? Get the fuck outta here!

Benefit of the Doubt?

I can't figure out whether she's socially inept, has a low emotional I.Q., or if she's just a bitch.

Can I get an AMEN!

Being enlightened is so hard.